Road Rage: 9am

SO I was driving home in the passanger seat of my sisters car, and there was this VERY old man driving in front of us. He kept weaving back in forth between lanes, and even driving directly in the middle of the dividing line. Not only that, but he was going extremely slowly and would come to complete stops for no reason. My sister however, was trying with all her might to scream at him through her wind shield to get him to understand what he was doing wrong. FINALLY he decided he was going to turn into a gas station, and came to a complete stop before turning at the rate of a dying snail to get into the place. My sister meanwhile is SCREAMING at the top of her lungs, "GOOOOO! GOOOO!!! WOULD YOU GOOOO???." You wouldnt believe me if I told you that I litterally busted my gut laughing at the entire ordeal. Oh, I love you sissy. hahaha

My clueless boyfriend

So "my aunt is in town" and I'm really misreable about it! I was texting my boyfriend and told him that "i felt really bloted." His response wasn't "oh hunny I'm sorry" or "that sucks! i hope you feel better!," no, his response was, "is that normal?" haha. Apparntly he didn't understand why I felt bloted...and I had to explain that it was "girl stuff." Oh the joys of teaching my boyfriend menstrual joys 101.

The force is not with me

So I was sitting in my comfy chair, wrapped perfectly in a big fluffy comforter! I was enjoying the reality show on tv that I've started to watch every morning at the same time, when I suddanly had the urge to get online. My lap top was sitting on my bed which was behind me, only about 3 feet away. I looked all arround me to make sure no one was looking, and proceeded to try and use "the force" to get my lap top. (you KNOW you've tried it before!) Well needless to say it didn't work and I had to get out of my warm caccoon to walk over and get my lap top. I amaze myself sometimes.

Officially Awesome

So I'm sitting on my chair today upstairs doing nothing but watching tv. I had an itch on my stomach so i lifted up my shirt a little and started to scratch. I even came up with a little tune to go along with the rate at which i was scratching. It wasn't untill a couple minutes later that I realized I was sitting like a weirdo with my shirt lifted half way up, scratching my stomach, while singing "a-scratchin tha belly, a-scrachin the tummy" over and over. It was at that moment that I no longer felt the need to be awesome.

born to be best friends

So I'm texting my best friend about how she's doing, and she says she's good because she has candy. I was excited because I had candy too! come to find out, we're eating the exact same candy. we live 300 miles apart. my life is awesome!

True Life: bladder control

I was sitting in a chair in my room upstairs when I realized I REALLY had to go pee. So I started to get up to go before the commercials ended. Well the tv show I was watching came back on at that very moment! This is the point where i had to choose between my bladder and "True Life: I'm a shopaholic"...guess which one I chose?

Pesky bugs

So I have a bunch of bug bites on my feet from walking arround outside. I've been itching this one on my second toe violantly (causing a little bleeding action) so I decided to put a bandaid on it. Durring the night, it was the ONLY bug bite that was burning with itch desire. I tried so despretly to leave it alone so the itch would eventually go away, but i COULD NOT sleep. So I took my other foot and very gently rubbed the bandaid that was wraped arround the bug bite. The relief was fantastic. But I feel ashamed that I gave in to the temptation.

Almost just died

SOOOO I was just about to get up from my bed when my foot got cought in the covers and I nearly broke my neck on the bar that sticks out on the side. It made me remember earlier today when I was coming up the stairs and nearly fell backwards because I realized the cat was about to be under all my body weight. Is something trying to kill me today?

This weekend was the "family reunion." I figured since they were my mom's, mom's family; it might be pretty civilized and maybe even fun! So My Uncle came and picked up my sister and I from a town half way between Dallas and Brownwood. ( we met half way, duh! ) We started to head twards Lamesa, Texas which was about a 4 hour drive. The drive went well, we joked and laughed. But then we got closer to Lamesa. First of all, why are there no street signs to tell you where to go once you hit small towns? Just because the 20 some odd people who live there know every street name by heart, doesn't mean an "out-of-towner" will. So once we finally found the road that led us to another never ending dirt path, the scenery consisted of dirt, oil grasshoppers, and...dirt. Well we finally reached the town where the reunion was being held which was called, "loop." Now, loop is about 30 seconds long, so we didnt even realize that we had drove through the entire town untill we happened to spot the small center we were supposed to be headed. So we did a loop back into loop, and headed twards the civic center that was sitting in the middle of no where. litterally. This is the point where I realized that there was NO escape in case of a family brawl or dirt tornado. (which litterally happens quite consistantly in this part of Texas.) We stepped inside, and were immediatly surrounded by about 30 old people. Have you ever been in a room full of people whom you have never met, yet every person knows who you are. It's a little uncomfortable. Apparntly I'm "little sammy" to everyone because the last time they saw me, I was arround 3 or 4. All in all it was a pretty pleasant visit. No one fought or made a threat. And the best part was, there was an endless ammount of PIE! oh hell yes! Though it wasn't the most interesting family reunion i've ever been to, it was deffinatly the most sane one. :))