say your Cricket prayers

So I'm in college now, and live in a part of texas that is swarming with all kinds of bugs! The first night I was here, I slept SO well. The bed was pretty comfortable and nothing was too noisy. Well a couple nights in, after turning off the lights one night, and getting all cozy under my covers, I start to hear this slight high pitched noise. It suddanly got faster and faster, and i immediatly knew that I was sharing my room with a cricket. Well i turned on the light to find the noisy bastard but COULD NOT find him. I stood in several parts of my room and concluded that he was noisiest near my closet. So I searched and searched and still couldn't find him. I then proceeded to spray my closet top to boddem with bug spray in hopes of poisioning him, but it of course, did nothing. So for 3 nights, he chirped and chirped and i hadn't slept a wink. Well my roommates family came into town, and i was telling them about the entire ordeal, and the brother volunteered to look for him. So he got a flashlight, and behold the cricket right there near my shoe. So he killed the little jerk and threw the corpse away. Well the night I went to go back to sleep, and as soon as i started to doze off, the chirping happened again. Apparntly the other cricket was just a decoy, and the real master mind is still in there. I WILL find and kill him, and when I do, it'll be sweet victory!