Sammy's blog

So I go to college in a town that's filled with all kinds of insects and pesky creatures that seem to flock to the dorms on campus. I was downstairs with my friends arround 9:30pm last night chattin it up and avoiding the annoying ass crickets that jump really high in the air and land on your head. I decided it was time to come up to my dorm and get some rest, so I said my goodbyes and came up the stairs. Well once I got inside my dorm and was about to head off to bed, I noticed a famaliar sound in my room. the cricket. I said to my roommate, "oh hell no!" and proceeded to look for him every where in my room, but I couldn't seem to find him! So I went to the living room, and walked twards the kitchen, and the sound only seemed to get louder. So I pressed my ear agienst the wall of my roommates room, and listened really hard. I said, "Jessica, I think the cricket is IN your wall." Then my other roommate who was sitting on the couch said, "sammy? It sounds like the cricket is ON YOU!" This is the moment of Terror when I realized that the cricket was in my hair. All three of us started screaming, and both of my roommates sprinted to their rooms as I violantly shook my hair with both hands, and screamed throughout the entire apartment. The cricket finally jumped to the ground, which made us scream even more, and we killed his ass. But though he's dead, I believe the crickets are trying to send me a message. They are threatening me...telling me that this isn't over, and I am the number one target.